🎬 “I volunteer as tribute!”
Is it still Tuesday? … No? It’s Friday?
Huh. I coulda sworn …
Well, guess that means it’s time for a newsletter! Hope everyone enjoyed the bonus newsletter earlier this week, with my list of comfy movies. My profound gratitude to Steven Soderbergh for making Ocean’s Eleven, the movie that got me through Election Night 2020. Other than that one shot where you can see the words “Trump Plaza” in the background, it’s great!
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🏹 The Hunger Games
Having never read the books or seen any of the movies, I liked 2012’s The Hunger Games much better than I expected.
Through cultural osmosis, I knew certain things about the movie already: Jennifer Lawrence, a possible love interest named Peeta, that three-fingers-up salute thing, and a couple spoilery details that I won’t reveal here. What I was not prepared for is that this is not a generic young-adult action girl story, but in fact a surprisingly cynical satire about media manipulation, layered on top of a well-paced if predictable action story.
The screenwriters overplay their hand on the satirical stuff at times, making the titular televised battle royale less like relatable reality TV and more like an implausible video game. I also wish more time had been spent developing certain characters who die in the course of the Games, to up the suspense and make their deaths more meaningful. Still, I liked The Hunger Games enough that I think I’m going to watch the sequels. Recommended. ★★★★
I bought The Hunger Games on Amazon, but it’s currently streaming on Freeform and Sling TV.
👇 The Addams Family
Creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky? In this economy? Well, The Addams Family makes it work, even though its main story doesn’t quite hold together.
I knew most of the characters already and (of course) the famous theme music, but I had never actually seen any Addams Family media before this — not even the original New Yorker cartoons by Charles Addams, which I recommend Googling. Maybe it’s just because trends come and go in generation-long waves, but this movie struck me as an unintentional predictor of Gen Z’s sense of humor: Morbid, loud, and disarmingly wholesome.
There is a story running through the film, involving a couple humans trying to steal the Addams’ fortune, but it’s muddled and a bit of a snooze. Luckily, the filmmakers seem to have realized this and stocked the movie with fun vignettes that give everyone — including Anjelica Huston, Christopher Lloyd and a young Christina Ricci — time to shine. Recommended. ★★★½
The Addams Family is currently streaming on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, CBS, and Sling TV.
📸 Get Out
Attentive readers may be wondering: Didn’t Eric just watch this film last year? First of all: Yes. Second of all: Stop being so attentive, nerd.
(Just kidding, I love it.)
Here’s what I wrote in August 2019:
Every time I see GET OUT, I love it more — the moments of silence, the precisely chosen dialogue, even the occasional scares. Every character and every scene is there for a reason, and the ending feels earned, like the last step of a harrowing journey. Basically, it’s perfect.
Wow, my reviews used to be so short. Anyway, my feelings haven’t changed, which is a good thing. This is legitimately one of the smartest and most important films of the 21st century so far. Even though I was watching it on Halloween, it’s not a crazy-scary movie, and you owe it to yourself to watch it at some point. Highly recommended. ★★★★★
Get Out is not currently streaming it anywhere, but it is available to rent/buy on many digital platforms.
⚓ H.M.S. Pinafore
For anyone who’s already familiar with the famous operetta by Gilbert & Sullivan, the 1982 made-for-TV movie production of H.M.S. Pinafore is a perfectly fine adaptation; however, I can’t recommend it for G&S newbies.
I don’t know how many people would actually watch, but these plays are due for a modern filmed interpretation, in widescreen HD and building on the dynamic directing style of Hamilton.
Pinafore, a light romantic satire on class differences, features some excellent earworm songs and fun characters, but the talented D’Oyly Carte Opera Company seems hemmed in here by the claustrophobic and mostly static 4:3 frame. They sometimes made the most of the format, as in the songs “I Am the Monarch of the Sea” and “Kind Captain, I’ve Important Information,” but otherwise, the adaptation to the screen didn’t click. ★★★
This adaptation of H.M.S. Pinafore is not available in any form online, but if you really wanted to watch it for some reason, you could buy the DVD on eBay.
🥔 Benny & Joon
Benny & Joon is a frustrating hodgepodge of characters and subplots slapped on top of a unique premise.
The “A” story is about mentally ill woman named Joon, her brother Benny, and an oddball named Sam who comes to live with them and becomes Joon’s love interest. Sam is obsessed with Buster Keaton, a quirk that gives Johnny Depp an excuse to re-create some of Keaton and Charlie Chaplin’s most famous bits. However, other than a quickly abandoned showbiz “B” story, this has no bearing on the movie.
What’s most disappointing is that neither Joon’s “illness” nor Sam’s apparent learning disability or backstory is ever explored or described in very much detail, making them unknowable totems for all people with mental handicaps. Joon may be a high-functioning person on the autistic spectrum, and we briefly see she has real skill at painting and gardening, but these talents are not highlighted as prominently as Sam’s silent movie antics. Instead, we are constantly reminded of the things of which she is allegedly incapable. I could go on, but eh. Just skip it. ★★½
I watched Benny & Joon on Blu-Ray, but it’s currently streaming on Max Go and DirecTV.
🎰 Ocean’s Eleven
I took my own advice on Election Night and de-stressed by watching Ocean’s Eleven. This was absolutely the right decision. This movie is so fun, so well-acted, and so well-paced that even though I was at home and in arm’s reach of other devices, I was able to unplug for a bit and get lost in the heist.
Unlike most movies with a star-studded cast, it’s legitimately fun and exciting to meet every new character in Ocean’s Eleven, even on my (seventh? eighth?) rewatch.
Slowly building the team and feed us more and more details about the insane job George Clooney and Brad Pitt want to pull, director Steven Soderbergh works with the assured confidence of a Las Vegas magician. Soderbergh plays with the framing, frame rate, and editing to give us just enough info to follow the caper, while intentionally withholding other details until they become relevant. Recommended. ★★★★½
Ocean’s Eleven is currently streaming on Netflix.
🔢 Every Movie I’ve Seen in 2020, Ranked
(new additions in bold)
- The Godfather
- 12 Angry Men
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
- Get Out
- Do the Right Thing
- Knives Out
- Parasite
- Arrival
- My Neighbor Totoro
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Airplane!
- The Silence of the Lambs
- Dick Johnson Is Dead
- The Lives of Others
- Hot Fuzz
- Boys State
- Hamilton
- Groundhog Day
- All About Eve
- Ocean’s Eleven
- West Side Story
- The Farewell
- Vertigo
- 12 Years a Slave
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- What We Do in the Shadows
- Spotlight
- Booksmart
- Her
- Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
- The Matrix
- Moonrise Kingdom
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Your Name.
- North by Northwest
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- The Incredibles
- Looper
- Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
- The Wrong Trousers
- The Old Guard
- American Psycho
- Thank You For Smoking
- Little Women
- Marriage Story
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- La La Land
- Sunset Boulevard
- Ford v Ferrari
- A Fish Called Wanda
- Bringing Up Baby
- Gremlins
- Apocalypse Now
- The Hidden Fortress
- Hell or High Water
- Moneyball
- Hacksaw Ridge
- Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
- The Lunchbox
- Heat
- Little Miss Sunshine
- A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
- Coming to America
- Hustlers
- Shrek
- Wet Hot American Summer
- It Follows
- Dolemite Is My Name
- Good Will Hunting
- Palm Springs
- The Grapes of Wrath
- Fantasia 2000
- First Cow
- Kedi
- Honey Boy
- The Great Escape
- Ed Wood
- Isle of Dogs
- Annihilation
- The Hunt for Red October
- Wordplay
- Boyhood
- The Hunger Games
- 1917
- Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood
- The Philadelphia Story
- Dark Waters
- Hail, Caesar!
- The Death of Stalin
- The Irishman
- Zoolander
- 50/50
- Hannah and Her Sisters
- Horse Feathers
- Enemy of the State
- Captain Phillips
- Uncut Gems
- Independence Day
- Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
- 9 to 5
- Frost/Nixon
- The Incredibles 2
- How the West Was Won
- Almost Famous
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
- Bad Education
- Godzilla
- Just Mercy
- Midnight in Paris
- Da 5 Bloods
- High Fidelity
- Guardians of the Galaxy
- My Fair Lady
- The Invisible Man
- The Hateful Eight
- Happy Gilmore
- Gates of Heaven
- Emma.
- Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
- Home Alone
- Gremlins 2: The New Batch
- Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
- Braveheart
- Bicycle Thieves
- Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
- The Addams Family
- Frankenstein
- Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
- Hugo
- All the Money in the World
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- Live From the Space Stage: A Halyx Story
- John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch
- Onward
- Hidden Figures
- Pain and Glory
- Bambi
- The Great Dictator
- Lemony Snicket’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
- Anastasia
- Hot Rod
- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
- Animal House
- You’ve Got Mail
- The 39 Steps
- The Princess and the Frog
- Elysium
- (500) Days of Summer
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
- Modern Romance
- H.M.S. Pinafore
- Shakespeare in Love
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
- 3:10 to Yuma
- The Big Country
- Ghost
- 28 Weeks Later
- History of the World: Part I
- The African Queen
- Greyhound
- Bamboozled
- Bullitt
- Dracula
- The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
- Bride of Frankenstein
- Howard the Duck
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- The Descendants
- The Hangover
- Joker
- Kingpin
- 28 Days Later
- Bridesmaids
- The Great Gatsby
- 13 Assassins
- Creature From the Black Lagoon
- Benny & Joon
- Bad Moms
- High Anxiety
- Kentucky Fried Movie
- Hang ’Em High
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
- Ice Age
- Romancing the Stone
- Crocodile Dundee
- The 40-Year-Old Virgin
- Hard Ticket to Hawaii
- Gods of Egypt
- The Gentlemen
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
- The Last Airbender
- Manos: The Hands of Fate